Zombie Quotes
A collection of quotes from every map has been collected below. These are all of the quotes that are even remotely related to the storyline.
Shi No Numa
Tank Dempsey
"I wonder if that rock brought those freak-bags..." — After shooting red meteor in storage area. Takeo Masaki
"This rock, it is not of this place." — After shooting at the meteorite. Imperial Zombies
"Sam!"
— Upon a Zombie attacking, possibly referring to Samantha. |
Nikolai Belinski
"Back to hell, Satan's minions!" — After killing a zombie. "I think the Red Menace would be interested in this space rock." — After shooting at the meteorite. Edward Richtofen
"The Wunderwaffe DG-2! My greatest invention!" — After getting the Wunderwaffe DG-2. "Ahh that rock! Must be where element 115 comes from!" — After shooting at the meteorite. "Nikolai, the Illuminati would be pleased with you." — After witnessing a kill by Nikolai. "Good, the service to the Illuminati can continue." — After being revived. "I know when you're sleeping..." — After dialing the phone, which should give you the "Dead Air" achievement. |
Der Riese
Tank Dempsey
"Anybody ever hear of a "Die Glocke"?" — After approaching a Teleporter "I think Richtofen knows more about what's going on than it seems..." — After approaching a Teleporter "Poor Richtofen! Surrounded by his own creations!" — When Richtofen is swarmed Monkey Bomb
"I'm coming Sam!" — Before exploding "You're not Sam..." — While being primed |
Nikolai Belinski
-none Takeo Masaki
"Return to the Hell from whence you came!" — After killing a Hellhound. Edward Richtofen
-none Samantha Maxis
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Kino Der Toten
Tank Dempsey
"Let's send those freakbags back to 1946!" — Upon getting a kill with Thundergun/Zeus Cannon. "Killing zombies since 1945! Ooh-Ra!" — Upon multiple kills. "Element 115. Concentrated to a single beam of pure badassery...wait...how the hell do I know that?" — Receiving the Wunderwaffe DG-2 from the Mystery Box. Takeo Masaki
"Oh!... Sounds like a big monster is attacking the building." — After turning on the electricity. "Perhaps what once was, is no more, but shall be again!" — When examining the blacked out portrait. |
Nikolai Belinski
"Such power... Such pride! It must be Russian made!" — Upon receiving the Thundergun "Richtofen looks a little younger in this painting." — After examining Richtofen's portrait. Edward Richtofen
"You have all been fooled! Just like Peter! *laughter*" — Upon getting a kill with the Monkey Bomb. "Did the voices tell you to save me?" — After being revived. "A gift from Sam? But why?!" — Upon getting a Max Ammo power-up. "So THIS is what Maxis was keeping from me!" — After getting a Thundergun from Mystery Box. "You take the Illuminati up on their offer, no?" — When Nikolai gets a headshot. "Doctor Maxis almost had his undead army, if only he could have broken the trust barrier." — Upon entering the dressing room. "Those seats, that screen, they wanted to implant the mind with instructions!" — Upon entering the theater. "The beautiful creatures fall from the sky!" — After turning on the power. "These must have been the failed experiments Maxis mentioned." — After turning on the power. |
Five
John F. Kennedy
"Ha! Just like back in Roswell!" — Upon getting a Ray Gun kill. "Maybe this came from the Groom Lake program." — After getting the Thunder Gun. Female Announcer
"Warning, breach detected on level one. Initiating security protocol 115." — On a Pentagon Thief round if the player is on the first floor. |
Robert McNamara
"Where have I seen this weapon before?" — After getting a Ray Gun from the Mystery Box. Richard Nixon
-none Fidel Castro
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Ascension
Tank Dempsey
"Say "Hi" to Sam for me!" — After killing multiple zombies with the Gersch Device "Richtofen. I don't like him. I think I've seen him before Shi No Numa, but... I can't quite remember. In fact, I can't really remember much at all from before..." — When Pack-A-Punching a weapon Takeo Masaki
"I hope you in turn, free someone else.. who needs it." — After freeing Gersch. "I think Dempsey is like a ghost, he wake up in new world everyday. I don't think he remembers anything from before." — Waiting for the Pack-A-Punch to finish. "Nikolai's presence brings me dishonor. He tries to drown the past. It will consume him one day. I do not think he remembers anything." — Waiting for the Pack-A-Punch to finish. "Richtofen, his evil is great. But not as great as what we fight today. One day, when the time is right I will make him pay for what he has done!" — Waiting for the Pack-A-Punch to finish. Gersch
"Please... Help me... She's coming! The mechanism must be repaired." — Said at start of game "You've done it! Now, it needs as much power as possible. Hurry, she's getting nearer!" — Said after generator is sucked into Gersch Device. "Three more! No, stop it!" — After activating Node 1 in the Casimir Mechanism. "It needs to be more concentrated power for this to work!" — After activating Node 2 in the Casimir Mechanism. "Yes, YES! Almost there! Hurry! She's coming! LUNA!!" — After activating Node 3 in the Casimir Mechanism. "Ah yes, I'm free! I cannot thank you enough for releasing me from this horrible place." — After completing the Casimir Mechanism. |
Nikolai Belinski
"Takeo, he's quiet: that makes me suspicious. (Quieter) And, trust me, he's up to something - like playing with that evil, stuffed monkey, eh?" — Said while Pack-A-Punching a weapon "Richtofen, I don't know why he like me so much. Maybe he is trying for a free drink. I don't give free drinks." — During Pack-a-punch process. Edward Richtofen
"Usually the voices sound so angry!" — After Gersch speaks. "I've always disliked Dempsey. He's just a meathead. Nothing's changed no matter how much we did it." — When waiting for Pack-a-Punch "Nikolai. Maybe it was his drinking that made him take so well. Or maybe what we did, gave him his drinking problem. Oh well." — When waiting for Pack-a-Punch "Takeo has always been so quiet. For some reason, no matter the pain, he's always so respectful. I hate that." — When waiting for Pack-a-Punch "Casimir? Could this be related to Hendriks’s work?" — When node three of the Casimir Mechanism is completed "Fascinating! A dimensional rift! Goodbye Gersch! It would have been good to know you!" — Richtofen when Gersch is released. Samantha Maxis
"Come find me!" — After the player rescues Gersch |
Call of the Dead
Relevant quotes are contained within the maps Easter Egg.
click HERE for more on the Trapped Original Characters Easter Egg.
Shangri-La
Tank Dempsey
"Finally, we're out of that damn closet!" — Upon spawning. Reference to the Original Characters Trapped easter egg "Alright zombies, it's time to meet your maker...well the first maker...not Richtofen." — Said when receiving a high damage weapon from the mystery box. "Richtofen is scheming something big, as usual. I bet it's no good for the rest of us. Better keep an eye on him." — When waiting for Pack-a-Punch "Wonder why Richtofen's acting so stranger lately...wait, did I say that right?" — When waiting for Pack-a-Punch "Uh, that looks a little like Richtofen, doesn't it? Odd." — After noticing the statue that looks like Richtofen "Nice sig, Richtofen. When the hell did you have time to do that?" — After noticing Richtofen's signature on the Focusing Stone altar Edward Richtofen
"I knew Maxis was working on such a device, but I had no idea he was successful." — When getting the 31-79 JGb215 "(in a happy tone) Reminds me of my childhood. (in an angry tone) Stop talking to me!" — After noticing the mine cart "(quietly) The voices.. (slight scream) Ahh the voices!" — When using the Minecart "It's mine! MINE! I'LL CONTROL THEM ALL!" — After getting the Focusing Stone "That statue is so hot!" — After noticing the statue that looks like him "Oh, that's odd...Yeah. Yeah, there's something I need to go do real quick. Be right back!" — After noticing his signature on the Focusing Stone altar |
Nikolai Belinski
"What the hell is that Golden Rod Richtofen keeps stroking? I don't trust that man! I think he has issue." — When Pack-a-Punching a weapon "That statue looks a little familiar, no?" — After noticing the statue that looks like Richtofen "How did Richtofen's signature get there?" — After noticing Richtofen's name on the Focusing Stone altar Takeo Masaki
"Richtofen is scheming something. I think he's collecting tools for some purpose." — When waiting for Pack-a-Punch "Dempsey is waking up. Slowly but surely. Maybe he will remember someday." — When waiting for Pack-a-Punch "Why does that statue resemble Richtofen?" — After noticing the statue that looks like Richtofen "Nice signature, doctor." — After noticing Richtofen's signature on the Focusing Stone altar |
Moon
Tank Dempsey
"Ugh. Why did Richtofen bring us here?" — Start of game, entering Area 51 "Uh, that's it? Seriously? All that work and all we did was blow up the Earth? What the fuck..." — Upon completion of Richtofen's Grand Scheme "Your uncle Richtofen taught'cha all wrong!" — When Samantha makes a crawler Edward Richtofen
"The foolish Americans will never gain my secrets." — Upon entering Area 51 "Damnit, I hate doing this! Where is Groph when you need him?" — After finding the computer terminal for Samantha Says "Maxis... how on Earth did you get into the Machine? no matter." — When using the Computer Terminal in the Receiving area. "You Should have never kept the DG-2 from Production, you should have never tried to steal the plans for the M.P.D." — When using the Computer Terminal in the Receiving area. "Indeed, Und(and) now you are dead, but your Little Girl is going to be next, She is the source of madness, Not i." — When using the Computer Terminal in the Receiving area. "Und, Delete, Goodbye Dr. Maxis!" — When using the Computer Terminal in the Receiving area. "It's mine, FINALLY IT'S MINE!" — When Receiving The Vril Generator "I LIVE! The POWER! THE POWER! I WILL CONTROL THEM ALL! I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL! But not before we continue the game." — After swapping bodies with Samantha |
Nikolai Belinski
"It is overflowing with energy! This is good thing, right?" — When the first glass jar is full Takeo Masaki
"This place has "Richtofen" written all-over it. Not literally. That was the last place" — After teleporting to the Moon. "I promise to destroy every last remnant of 935! I will destroy them all!" — After completing Richtofen's Grand Scheme Ludvig Maxis
"Greetings. If you are receiving this message, it means that Richtofen has entered the device. If you free me, I will help you minimize the damage that he will inevitably cause." — Said after Sam and Richtofen switch bodies. "I have finished the calculations. Launch protocol initiated. Launch in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1..." — Said after completing final game of Samantha Says "*Maniacal Laughter*" — After Earth was destroyed "Stop the madness, Edward, we were supposed to HELP the human condition, not destroy it." -- Responding to Richtofen "She's just a little Girl Edward, She doesn't even know what she's doing." — Responding to Richtofen Samantha Maxis
"I hate Edward! He has lied to daddy since I was just a little girl. *laughs*" — When waiting for the Pack-a-Punch "But I want my body back, and I will destroy that evil Richtofen for taking daddy away!" — Samantha upon completion of the Big Bang Theory Achievement "Tell Edward to DIE!" — When getting a kill with the Gersch Device "You cannot hide in there forever Edward!" — Receiving a teddy bear from the box "Meet the Aether!" — When using the Gersch Device |
TranZit
Abigail "Misty" Briarton
-none Marlton Johnson
-none Russman
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Maxis has quotes that are said throughout the maps Easter Egg TOWER OF BABBLE Bus Driver
"Welcome aboard, please secure all personal belongings and take your seat. Now departing for the H.A.A.R.P. research station." — When entering the bus. "'Now crossing the Grand Canyon" — Said randomly. "Pismo beach. there's nowhere quite like Pismo beach." — Said randomly. "Now arriving at Groom Lake. Last call for Groom lake." — Said randomly. "Bohemian Grove. Put on your hoods and disembark at Bohemian Grove." — Said randomly. "Yellow Stone Park. Step off the bus to see beautiful Yellow Stone Park." — Said randomly. "Attention passengers, the next stop is the island of Hawaii. You're all going to drown!" — Said randomly. "If you look out the windows on your right, you will see the beautiful Great Slate Lake." — Said randomly. "Attention passengers, please activate clean-suits and disembark for Mount Weather." — Said randomly. "Harvard Yard. Everyone off for Harvard Yard." — Said randomly. "Ladies and gentleman, we are now arriving at the Fast Flux Test Facility." — Said randomly. "Please gather all Top Secret files, and disembark for Deep Springs Gravitational Anomaly." — Said randomly. "Now approaching tunnel entrance for Dulce Base." — Said randomly. "Grand Central Station. End of the line, Grand Central Station." — Said randomly. "Greenbrier Resort. Every one off for Greenbrier Resort." — Said randomly. "Darkened Hole in a Cliff just ahead." — Said randomly. "Santa Monica Promenade. Ride the Ferris wheel, surf the pier." — Said randomly. "Tehachapi Ranch, just ahead. Please gather your biohazard suits if Tehachapi Ranch is your stop." — Said randomly. "Error Error - False transponder non-operational. Defaulting to programmed route cycle. Now arriving Savannah River Tritium K reactor." — Said when reaching the bridge. |
Samuel Stuhlinger
"That didn't surprise me, oh no. I know ALL about those things, I read about how 'they' plant them everywhere." — After surviving an attack from a Denizen or Zombie. "Can somebody help me?! If you do, I promise to tell you what's REALLY going on!" — While surrounded by Zombies. "You act like you're mindless flesh burritos, BUT I KNOW THE TRUTH!" — While surrounded by Zombies. "I don't wanna die! I haven't figured out who's behind it all yet!" — While surrounded by zombies. "Me? I don't have any money, ohh, but the global banking conspiracy can buy themselves ALL the zombies they want, how fair is THAT?!" — Said when attempting to purchase a door with insufficient funds "I don't have cash for a gun, but someone's paying the zombies. Oh yeah, they're getting secret government payouts." — Said when attempting to purchase a wall weapon with insufficient funds Edward Richtofen
Richtofen has quotes that are said throughout the maps Easter Egg TOWER OF BABBLE |
Die Rise
Abigail "Misty" Briarton
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Marlton Johnson
"One day, I will analyze the functionality of this device. I suspect it may have applications beyond simple execution." — Upon receiving the Ray Gun. |